Wednesday, May 16, 2007

It's All About Redemption!

THE REMATCH HAS BEEN SET!

Coming off a tough and somewhat embarrassing loss to Sir Eric "Studley" Dudley in 2006, the time has come to face off once again in an epic battle that's sure to test both the bodies physical and mental limits!!!
Clearly my skin tight, see-through red, white and blue body suit last year didn't have the negative impact I had initially thought it would on my competitor........while Dudley laced up his spikes literally with bells on so i could "hear him coming"! Little does he know that I have found the perfect defense for his bells! He could use cow bells, "tinker's" bells or even belt out a rendition of jingle bells and it won't be able to penetrate my bulletproof defense!!

A CLOSER LOOK.......
400m vs 400m H 5/18 - Time 1pm


BOYLES (0-1)

Age: 27 years, 14 days (as of today)
Height: 193 cm
Weight: 93 kg
PR 400m - TBD 5/18
Did you know... Boyles once went skydiving with koala bears into the Peruvian jungle as a media hype to promote NASCAR in South America!

DUDLEY (1-0, 1 KO)


Age: 27 years, 27 days (as of today)
Height: 191 cm
Weight: a lot less than Boyles
PR 400m H - 49.59
Did you know... Dudley was the first mammal to score a
perfect 800 on the math section of the SAT's while mountain
biking through the Italian Alps.


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